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Will Somebody Talk to Me. . . Please?

Posted on : 17-11-2009 | By : The Boss | In : Bashes

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KPo says. . .

So there is this weird & creepy guy who works in my office & he was walking by my desk this morning & stupid me looks up & so he stops & asks me a question since nobody willingly talks to him, here is how convo went…

guy: “we don’t have the new headsets yet do we?”

me: yeah they came in yesterday

guy: what do they look like?

I show him

guy: oh so the ones they set on our desk?

that guy KILLS me

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Comments (5)

59aiZh Excellent article, I will take note. Many thanks for the story!

I like your jaw!

Do they not do background checks? Go luck with that one!

STOP making eye contact with this guy. As you look at him you are giving him permission to "enter" conversation. Just tell him you are busy, and if he doesn't get the message after a couple of tries, let your boss know and use the phrase "harrassment" in the conversation. By law, th eboss must intervene.

I hate that guy! I swear that this guy can be found in every office in the world. Why does he have to be such a creep?

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