Anonymous says. . .

I work with this cock munch geologist who thinks he is god’s gift to the world. Don’t get me wrong he is smart, but he thinks everyone else is stupid.

On top of that he is the most annoying fuckhead ever! He walks around the office whistling and disturbing everyone else. He has no problem going into other peoples office and rummaging through their files and messing shit up. If he has a project he thinks it takes precedence over everything else that anyone is working on.

When he is not walking around pissing people off he sits in his office with a lap blanket, yes a grown ass man sitting with a blanket on his lap. I think he has a lifetime cold because the bastards sneezes 2-3 times a day, and they are not normal sneezes. He sneezes like a freight train, it startles people that are nowhere in his vicinity.

Also whenever he leaves and then returns to the office he makes sure to let his presence be known and make as much noise as possible. Then he takes off his nappy ass greasy golf cap (or yodeler’s hat) and places it on the coat rack.

I just want to cut him sometimes!

Fuck You Douchebag!

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