Tim Says. . .

I work as a patent examiner. I (as do my fellow examiners) have to find at least one reference that teaches features of applicant’s invention. There is one guy here that might be the dumbest person I’ve ever met. He has no sense of logic whatsoever. I’m convinced he can only read/write at a third grade level. When he first started he was in a classroom setting (I was his training assistant). He used to send me passive aggressive emails from 10 feet away asking for help. Now that he’s out of the classroom he shows up at my office five or six times a week.

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The Emo Rooster says. . .

I KNOW THE BOSS!

Eleanor says. . .

This guy I work with has the worst breath ever.  It is like he eats dirty prostitute vagina everyday before work.  Colgate son!  It helps!

Randee says. . .

OMG, this chick wont stop talking, all day long its i am an emt, my dad, or my ovaries. Seriously, ppl are getting food no one cares about you ovaries!!