Captain Sweatpants
Posted on : 27-01-2010 | By : The Boss | In : Bashes
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Jay Says. . .
So there is this dude I work with that has the worst hygene and clearly does not wash his clothes and in turn smells like sweaty ass. Has holes in his sweats in inappropriate places. When he walks you can see his plumbers talent (no bending required). You think sweats would fit a little tighter than that. He is the guy that walks around giving everyone that uncomfortable back massage. If you are unlucky enough to get this massage your gonna feel his moobs on your neck unless the smell scares you first! The supervisors have been told about this guy but nothing seems to happen. Day after day he isn’t doing his job right. We are confused why “the captain” still has a job. Work can only get better without him around.
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